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For those readers who live in London, a rant about the state of the tube will nothing new.

But coming from Madonna, who we'd guess has never squeezed aboard a rush hour Piccadilly Line train, it's galling to hear her moan!

The Grand High Witch of Pop, who moved to London when she met husband Guy Ritchie, has launched a scathing attack on the city's transport system...

"Don't use the tube; can't use the roads? No. I'll just have to walk I guess." the singer tells Q Magazine. "Will Ken Livingstone get my vote? No. The traffic in London is worse than ever now. All Red Ken wants is roadworks going on everywhere."

"I would make it so that young musicians, aspiring musicians wouldn't have to pay the congestion charge or pay taxes.

Oh please Madge, just shut the heck up...